Hoodie I'm Not Old

Your New Favorite Hoodie — Built for Comfort, Styled for Impact

Every legend needs a go-to hoodie — the kind you reach for when the air gets crisp and the vibe turns chill. This one’s got the comfort you crave and the look that turns heads. Whether you're cruising through the city or kicking back on a cool night, this hoodie’s got your back.

Why you’ll want it:

1. Ultra-comfy blend: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
   (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
2. Midweight warmth: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) — not too heavy, not too light
3. Air-jet spun yarn for next-level softness & minimal pilling
4. Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for that clean, structured look
5. No-crease fit: Quarter-turned body keeps things sharp
6. Athletic rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex for that just-right fit
7. Handy front pouch pocket
8. Reinforced with double-needle stitching all around — built to last
9. Sourced from trusted manufacturers in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

⚠️ Note: White may appear slightly off-white due to the natural fabric — rugged, not plastic.

Made just for you — no mass production, no waste.
Each hoodie is crafted on demand, meaning it’s made only after you hit “order.” That means less waste and a more thoughtful purchase. So go ahead — gear up with purpose.